Below is a formal application letter for the post of a camp counsellor. The errors are taken from a number of these letters and compiled for your laughing pleasure. Enjoy!
We can use this letter to help our students understand grammar and word collocations better.
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Dir John:
Hello! Hi! Hey!
I would like to apply myself to the job. / I would like to offer myself for the job / I would like to suggest myself to the job. / I would like to nominate myself for the office of counselor.
I am a suitable candidate. I am a 20 year old gay.
I'm interested in the sports instructor you are offering.
My age is 17 years old. In spite of my early age, I would like to be a counsel at your camp.
I consider myselfs feet for the job for some reasons:I am a birth cooker.
I know the basic of cooking. I always cook square meals for my family.
I have a special fond for children. Overmore, I will give a lot of prices for the kids.
I can keep a stiff upper lip and I am very reflexible.
And the most very important reason is that I can do the job on the best side.
I am a qualified candidate. Nevertheless, I know English.
No matter what I write you, you won't believe me.
I extremely hope that you will hire me.
Yours,
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